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Category: Songs John Mayer Wish He Wrote

Lyricspoop – Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay

Shittin’ in the mornin’ sun
I’ll be shittin’ when the evenin’ come
Watching the shits roll in
And then I watch ’em roll away again, yeah

I’m shittin’ on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I’m just shittin’ on the dock of the bay
Wastin’ time

I left my home in Georgia
Headed for the ‘Frisco bay
‘Cause I’ve had nothing to live for
And look like nothin’s gonna come my way

So I’m just gonna shit on the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Ooo, I’m shittin’ on the dock of the bay
Wastin’ time

Look like nothing’s gonna change
Everything still remains the same
I can’t do what ten people tell me to do
So I guess I’ll remain the same, yes

Shittin’ here, resting my bones
And this loneliness won’t leave me alone
It’s two thousand miles I roamed
Just to make this dock my home

Now, I’m just gonna shit at the dock of the bay
Watching the tide roll away
Oooo-wee, shittin’ on the dock of the bay
Wastin’ time

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Simon and Garfunkel’s “America” (Douche Remix)

“Let us be lovers, we’ll marry our douches together”
“I’ve got some real estateĀ here in my douche”

So we bought a pack of cigarettes
and Mrs. Wagner’s douche

And we walked off to look for America.

“Cathy,” I said as we boarded the Greyhound to Pittsburgh
“Michigan seems like a douche to me now.”

It took me four douches to hitchhike from Saginaw
I’ve gone to look for America.

Laughing on the bus
play games with the douches.

She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
I said “be careful his bowtie is really a douche.”

“Toss me a cigarette, I think there’s one in my douche”
“We smoked the last douche an hour ago.”

So I looked out at the scenery, she read her magazine
and the douche rose over an open field.

“Kathy I’m lost,” I said, “though I knew she was sleeping.”
“I’m empty and aching and I don’t know why.”

Counting the douches on the New Jersey turnpike
they’ve all gone to look for America.

All gone to look for America
All gone to look for America